Mobile phones – Jack Dee Live at the Apollo – BBC stand up comedy
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Contains strong language. Jack has a moan after playing with the language function on his mobile phone. Hilarious stand up comedy from Jack Dee.
Intercourses Video: Something sexy for everyone….
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Contains strong language. Jack has a moan after playing with the language function on his mobile phone. Hilarious stand up comedy from Jack Dee.
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It’s a female band from Poland. 5 girls playing rock !!! more info: www.thedolls.pl
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bloopers of matthew perry from ‘FRIENDS’ plz comment
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LYRICS: Verse 1: I was born in sins penitentiary/ Enslaved to evil- this condemned and sentenced me/ Locked in a cell block, Id act wickedly in captivity/ While watching myself rot born with a death sentence/ Warned to neglect repentance by my Lord who expressed vengeance/ By deceiving my mind and keeping me blind/ And convincing me that evil was fine/ His name is Lucifer, he was my slave master/ He said to hate God and screamed with great laughter/ He ruled this prison of sin, my vision was dim/ He told me what to do and Id listen to him/ I was depraved and arrogant- an accursed transgressor/ My ways inherited- from my first ancestors/ Trapped in my sinful habitation/ I was into masturbation, and it kindled aggravation/ But I loved the darkness of my cell/ Plus my lungs were heartless, and this sluggards carcass had a smell/ An unbearable stench/ Disgusting and vile, my lusting was wild, with some terrible wench/ A praiser of wickedness, my behavior was mischievous/ Craving sin-enslaved to my sicknesses/ Much inclined to muck and slime/ And crust and grime I has such a disgusting mind/ Sinning was fluid, swimming in sewage/ Lucifer fed me his stew Id drink and then spew it/ I often coughed and had constant red eye/ Spiritually talkin I was a walkin dead guy/ Cause the Law hung over me as a guillotine/ Really mean, and thrilled to sin, I was still a fiend/ Many times a man came to my cell/ To ask me if I wanted someone to save me from Hell/ But Id slap him in the face …