Ludacris – Act A Fool (MTV Version)

Music video by Ludacris performing Act A Fool. (C) 2003 The Island Def Jam Music Group

Pity The Fool by The Studiofix

Thanks to The Rock ‘n’ Roll Report for making this video Video of the Week on October 12, 2006: www.rockandrollreport.com The Studiofix rockin’ out at Grrl Fair in Santa Ana, CA 03 To find out more about this cool band, check out their MySpace page: www.myspace.com Buy The Studiofix Will Change Your Life CD here: www.aveburyrecords.com

Originally posted 2010-08-21 16:18:51.

A Very Different One, I Promise: Laugh Your Fool Head Off: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the
road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted
change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed
the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation
and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but
let’s not talk about that, let’s talk about energy policy, and how gosh
darn hard it is for a middle-class hockey mom to manage the budget
of the only state in America with a massive surplus, especially while
surrounded by countless Russian and Canadian chickens we have to
keep an eye on.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady,
I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience
makes me uniquely qualified to ensure – right from Day One! – that
every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the
road. But then, this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken
crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of
the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no
middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can
clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken…
What is your definition of crossing?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the
chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the
wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will
remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We
need some black chickens.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead
of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a
part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just
drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe
there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to
the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because
he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking
American.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not
been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain… alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you
people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay,
too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other
side.’ That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as
simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
roads together, in peace.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did
the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?